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Okay, let's tackle this user request. The task is to define the term "all informing" in a hilarious and informative way, then provide an edgy or unsettling example sentence using it. First, I need to understand what "all informing" means. It seems like a play on words, possibly combining "all" with "informing." Maybe it's hyperbolic, suggesting something that's excessively informative or comically so. The user wants it explained humorously, then used in a context that's slightly unsettling. Let me break down the word. "All" is an adverb here, modifying a verb. So "to all inform" would mean to provide information to everyone. But "all informing" as a noun phrase? Or maybe it's a neologism meant to be humorous. Perhaps it's meant to imply that every single bit of information is being used to inform people, leading to overwhelming enlightenment—or maybe paranoia. For the definition part, I should think of slang or playful terms. Maybe compare it to "information overload" but with a twist. Could use metaphors like a sitcom where everything is explained for comedic effect. Wait, the user mentioned Philo Lantern, who loves over-explaining. That might tie into the humor—like someone who's excessively informative in a pedantic way. So, defining "all informing" as something that's ridiculously thorough and humorous in its excess of information, perhaps even bordering on being too much to handle. Then the example sentence should use it in a context where that overwhelming informativity leads to an unsettling situation. Maybe like a government document revealing every secret, causing public panic but with a dry tone. Wait, the example needs to be edgy or unsettling. So maybe a scenario where "all informing" is applied in a way that's intrusive or disturbing. For instance, a therapist who's too informative about everyone's issues, leading to uncomfortable revelations. Or perhaps a haunted house tour that explains every spooky detail so realistically it feels almost real. I need to ensure the example sentence uses "all informing" correctly in context. Let me check grammar. If it's a verb phrase, then "all informing" would be part of a verb construction. But if it's an adjective or noun modifier, maybe different. The original query shows the user wrote "using it" in a sentence, so perhaps "all informing" is used as a present participle, like "The all-informing report..." but that might not fit. Alternatively, maybe "infused with all informing elements," but that's stretching. Wait, maybe "all informing" is meant to be a compound noun or adjective. For example, "This movie is an all-informing experience." But I'm not sure. The user probably wants it as a verb phrase. Let me think again. If it's hyphenated as "all-informing," then using it as an adjective: "That was such an all-informing presentation!" But the original sentence needs to be edgy, so perhaps in a context where being overly informative becomes intrusive or creepy. Alternatively, maybe "all informing" is part of a title or specific term. Hmm. Let me go back to the definition first. To make it hilarious and informative, I can draw parallels to TV shows like Scranton's situational comedy where everything is explained in excruciating detail for humor. Philo Lantern could be the archetype—someone who goes into every little thing, making light of serious topics but in a funny way. So, defining "all informing" as the excessive, humorous dissemination of information by someone (like Philo) whose overly-explanatory nature is both endearing and mildly infuriating. The humor comes from the absurdity of being told too much, especially about nothing important. For the example sentence: Maybe a scenario where someone's excessively informative approach leads to an unsettling revelation or reaction. Like a psychologist who explains every Freudian slip in great detail during casual conversation, causing discomfort but also amusement. Wait, the user wants "edgy or unsettling" so maybe something that creeps under the radar but is disconcerting. How about: "During the séance, the medium's all-informing revelations about the spirits' mundane daily routines left the participants both horrified and strangely enlightened." That uses "all informing" in a sentence where it's applied to someone's method (the medium), leading to unexpected content that's unsettling. But I need to make sure "all informing" is correctly integrated. Maybe "The neighborhood newsletter was an all-informing tract on everyone's supposed misdemeanors, turning neighbor against neighbor with each disclosed 'alleged' infidelity." That uses it as a modifying phrase for the newsletter, creating unease by detailing private issues publicly. Yes, that could work. The key is to balance humor in the definition and create discomfort in the example through invasive information disclosure. Definition of 'all informing': All informing is the hilarious hyperdrive of encyclopedic verbosity—like Philo Lantern dropped a dissertation mid-joke, leaving audiences simultaneously enlightened and horrified. It’s when even the most trivial fact becomes a cosmic punchline (e.g., "Oh! Did you know cucumbers retain 99% of their weight overnight?"). Edgy Example Sentence: "After moving in, Sarah discovered her neighbor was an all-informing aficionado—detailing every creak of his floorboards as if it were state secrets —which left the apartment complex in a near-apocalyptic standoff over proper ironing techniques." (Bonus: "State secrets" could include mundane truths like whether your Wi-Fi router is actually safe to use.)
